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1. Coffee’s for Closers.
2. #LetsGOOO
3. If you’re scared, go to church.</description><title>HD Lifestyle</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hardavebirk)</generator><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>thedailywhat:

Fan Art of the Day: Creepy Animal Crossing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23e1d415e6dc325aafcfe90055a6da53/tumblr_moaz8m4yWf1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/52827032547/fan-art-of-the-day-creepy-animal-crossing" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h2 class="pull-left title editable"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;Fan Art of the Day: Creepy Animal Crossing Villager&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Following yesterday’s unveiling of new characters (Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer and Villager) for Nintendo’s upcoming &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Super Smash Bros&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; sequel, fans on Tumblr have already given Animal Crossing’s protagonist Villager an alter-ego persona of a cold-blooded, calculating murderer through a series of illustrations and image macros. Check ‘em out over at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/creepy-animal-crossing-villager/photos" target="_blank"&gt;Know Your Meme&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is actually pretty hilarious. I’m not even a huge super smash bros guy but fuck. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/52831197616</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/52831197616</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 19:06:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>These 2 guys are heros.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7ywo27HW1rw6bapo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These 2 guys are heros.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/36798939428</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/36798939428</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:39:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>current:


Benjamin Netanyahu explains his diagram of Iran’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb13ayamgZ1qarpjuo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb13ayamgZ1qarpjuo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://current.tumblr.com/post/32415845171/benjamin-netanyahu-explains-his-diagram-of-irans" target="_blank"&gt;current&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Benjamin Netanyahu explains his diagram of Iran’s nuclear weapon&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;In case anyone wasn’t sure what a clip art bomb looked like.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/32637728157</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/32637728157</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2012 18:52:23 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>razzledazzy:

powderedhand:

what dr. seuss books were really...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o7_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxyf4kWh91r8mma1o8_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://razzledazzy.tumblr.com/post/19360833613/powderedhand-what-dr-seuss-books-were-really" target="_blank"&gt;razzledazzy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powderedhand.tumblr.com/post/17118097951" target="_blank"&gt;powderedhand&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;what dr. seuss books were really about // chris menning&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Thank youuuuuuuu.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is actually just too true. Also this is my official re-entry into the tumblrverse. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/20235328437</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/20235328437</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2012 11:58:33 -0600</pubDate><category>truth</category></item><item><title>This movie looks pretty unreal. Can’t wait to check it...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/y494hUO-aw8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This movie looks pretty unreal. Can’t wait to check it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/9179209539</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/9179209539</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 15:30:24 -0600</pubDate><category>Film</category><category>Clooney</category><category>Politics</category></item><item><title>YUP. Pretty Much.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmanhlMmvM1qaodr1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;YUP. Pretty Much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6996312762</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6996312762</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 19:50:12 -0600</pubDate><category>Education</category><category>University</category><category>UofC</category></item><item><title>Hilarious Tiger Woods headline. I’m sure he hasn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmbz5tnfrm1qdqn74o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hilarious Tiger Woods headline. I’m sure he hasn’t had to pull out early to many times. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6220714924</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6220714924</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:53:53 -0600</pubDate><category>Funny</category><category>Hilarious</category><category>Tiger Woods</category><category>Sports</category><category>Headline</category></item><item><title>This is hilarious and reminds me of so many people that I know...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm82t2dLKf1qdqn74o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is hilarious and reminds me of so many people that I know on Twitter who will literally put everything aside and just get in a little “tickle fight” for a couple of hours. I know I’ve been there on many occasions. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6144777378</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6144777378</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:22:15 -0600</pubDate><category>Lol</category><category>Funny</category><category>Troll</category><category>Tickle Fight</category></item><item><title>totalfilm:

Full Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes trailer...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UKjwppqULx0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://totalfilm.tumblr.com/post/6137627637" target="_blank"&gt;totalfilm&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Full Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes trailer online&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first full trailer for &lt;em&gt;Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes&lt;/em&gt; has landed online.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After an impressive first teaser, this longer look at the prequel focuses more on the human characters and gives us more of an idea of the film’s plot.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;James Franco plays a scientist who’s looking for an Alzheimer’s cure by testing apes. &lt;a href="http://www.totalfilm.com/news/full-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-trailer-online" target="_blank"&gt;But one ape, Caesar, stars to show signs of sentience&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This movie looks unreal.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6144574152</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/6144574152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:13:38 -0600</pubDate><category>Movies</category><category>film</category></item><item><title>Unreal video from last nights SNL. Justin Timberlake just kills...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BtTqYr5NKa0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unreal video from last nights SNL. Justin Timberlake just kills it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5735231748</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5735231748</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 10:33:49 -0600</pubDate><category>SNL</category><category>hilarious</category></item><item><title>Lately I’ve been super into How I Met Your Mother and just...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://player.youku.com/player.php/sid/XMTU1NDM1NTI4/v.swf" quality="high" width="400" height="333" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Lately I’ve been super into How I Met Your Mother and just can’t stop watching. This is a clip from their 100th episode that is absolutely hilarious. Check it out, and if you don’t watch HIMYM I think you should start ASAP.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5735000064</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5735000064</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 10:26:00 -0600</pubDate><category>Barney Stinson</category><category>HIMYM</category><category>Funny</category><category>Hilarious</category><category>Boss</category><category>Suits</category></item><item><title>sofapizza:
BOOM.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknuzwfBA91qemka8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sofapizza.me/post/5566911156" target="_blank"&gt;sofapizza&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BOOM.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5600378845</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/5600378845</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 00:07:16 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>I haven’t Tumbled anything in a really long time. But this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfx5topNvr1qdqn74o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I haven’t Tumbled anything in a really long time. But this pictures is worthy of a tumble and oh so much more. Parks and Rec I love you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/3042358475</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/3042358475</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 20:32:12 -0700</pubDate><category>Parks and Recreation</category><category>TV</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Aziz Ansari</category><category>Funny</category></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Jeopardy Answer of the Day: What is the decline...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8yfd352BK1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1144513881/jeopardy-answer-of-the-day-what-is-the-decline-of" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jeopardy Answer of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; What is the decline of Western Civilization?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/DJPaulyD/status/24812113878" target="_blank"&gt;@djpaulyd&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I haven’t been on here in quite a while and figured the best way to come back would be to drop a Jeopardy answer that is from Jersey Shore. This is what our world has come to.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1299790272</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1299790272</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 11:53:07 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>How did you find my blog hd?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Pretty good Tor!  I didn’t know you were up north until one day Colin told me so I figured I’d check it out.  I love the tumblr for sure, it gets it done.  Are you not coming back to UofC this year?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1112358155</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1112358155</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 18:10:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>“If nominated tonight I win, tell your friends, tell your...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nd_JAo5cfdg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“If nominated tonight I win, tell your friends, tell your neighbours… tell Randy Gonzales”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This guy is absolutely wild, especially only running for treasurer position in a county.  He used to be an idealistic thinker but he is now a pragmatic thinker.  Almost a bold philosopher when he says that government might be about service but politics is about winning.  I just cannot believe this guy.  I guess this is why republicans are crazy, like actually crazy.  Just watch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1106061857</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1106061857</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 19:36:13 -0600</pubDate><category>politics</category><category>crazydude</category><category>Republican</category><category>Treasurer</category><category>WOW</category></item><item><title>The Soda Cracker Drinking Game</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Requirements:  Soda Crackers, Beer, and Idiots&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instructions:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;You get a group of at least 3 people and each one sets a number of soda crackers they can eat in one minute with nothing to drink.  The minimum is 2 crackers.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;You go around the circle and people try to eat the number of soda crackers they guessed they could in one minute with nothing to drink.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If someone eats the number of soda crackers they guessed they could then they divide that number by 2 and give that many shotguns to other people in the game.  If they chose the minimum number of Soda crackers then they only get to give out 1/4 of the number of crackers they ate as shotguns.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If they don&amp;#8217;t eat the number of soda crackers they guessed they could then take that number and divide it by 2 and that is how many shotguns that person must perform.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the most aggressive drinking game you will ever play.  It is also the stupidest drinking game you will ever play.  It will also probably get you the drunkest the fastest or you&amp;#8217;ll just quite.  Yet me and my friends still choose to play this game in residence from time to time just for nostalgic reasons.  B/c when all you have is like 40 boxes of soda crackers that you found randomly in rez on a pallet then this is the only game thats feasible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1056889562</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1056889562</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:55:37 -0600</pubDate><category>Dumb Drinking Games</category><category>Douchebags</category><category>Alcohol</category><category>Soda Crackers</category></item><item><title>When I first heard this song, Like a G6 - The Far East movement,...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/w4s6H4ku6ZY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I first heard this song, &lt;em&gt;Like a G6 -&lt;/em&gt; The Far East movement, I thought it was horrible.  Now I just cannot get this song out of my head no matter what I do.  It’s horrible and makes me just want to go out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1051575054</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1051575054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 22:27:52 -0600</pubDate><category>Like A G6</category><category>Catchy</category><category>Shitty Lyrics</category></item><item><title>Just forward it to about 7:10 and watch from there…...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5wKoO9y6yPo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just forward it to about 7:10 and watch from there… absolutely hilarious.  I’m just all over these dance movie spoofs, but this one definitely takes the cake I think.  Especially the part right when they are walking out of the Chuck-E-Cheese and the music starts, amazing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1046629265</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1046629265</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:55:52 -0600</pubDate><category>Dance off</category><category>Jamie Kennedy</category><category>Kickin it old school</category></item><item><title>Scene making fun of Stomp the Yard in Meet the Spartans.  Not...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t0AAhj6L2fE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Scene making fun of Stomp the Yard in Meet the Spartans.  Not that funny, but I found it quite entertaining.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1046588674</link><guid>http://hardavebirk.tumblr.com/post/1046588674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:43:15 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
